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RPS CrackDrabble

Jared checked his fly as he made his way though the maze of trucks, wires and people that was a location shoot. Satisfied he was all zipped up he checked that he was wearing shoes, not the fluffy monster feet he'd accidentally stumbled to the set in early one morning, nope sneakers down there. He frowned as he passed a group of girls from wardrobe and their giggles followed him until he finally saw Jensen.
Jensen was sitting on the ground in front of their set chairs, he was shaking, and for a second Jared thought he was crying but then the sound reached him and he realised Jensen was laughing so hard that tears were running down his face.
"Jen... what's so funny?" he asked as he knelt down.
Jensen sucked in a breath trying to quell the giggles."J.. Man.. the chairs..."
Jared looked closely at the two southwesters that they sat on between takes.
"Fuck?"
"you never should have showed mike that website dude."
"Fuck"
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Date: 2006-03-11 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylph-ironlight.livejournal.com
PADDYWHACK AND JENNYBEAN PWN US ALL

Date: 2006-03-11 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistress-shiny.livejournal.com
they do!
even though i know i totally can't write rpf and really can't write anything other than porn this bunny wouldn't leave me alone.

I'd love to see something written about Jared's monster feet slippers though.

Date: 2006-03-11 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylph-ironlight.livejournal.com
*looks away* I will not write a fic about Jared's neon green fuzzy slippers. Oh, hell, it may end up in one of my fics somewhere. Maybe. *resists Jared's fuzzy feet*

Date: 2006-03-11 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistress-shiny.livejournal.com
looook deeep intooo my eeeeyyyyyessss....
you can't resist fuzzy slippers
fuzzy slipper fic will consuuume you until they get their outlet....
now when i snap my fingers you will remember none of this until you next write about jared lounging about at home....
*snap*

Date: 2006-03-11 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylph-ironlight.livejournal.com
*shakes self* *yawns*

Jared sleepily flicked the remote control toward the tv. He wasn't all that interested in what was on, more doing it out of habit than anything. He pulled his blanket closer around him, settling deeper into the couch as he started to doze off. The remote slipped from his hand as he nodded off, landing with a dull thump on the carpet.

***


Jared moved his foot slightly as Sadie pulled on his slipper, tugging more and more insistently.

"Sadie," he groaned into the pillow, "go away."

The movement abruptly stopped and Jared curled his hand under the pillow, dozing lazily in his coccoon. The air shifted in front of his face and Jared pulled his hand out from under his head and reached out to pet whichever of the dogs had moved near him.

Jerking his eye open at the unfamiliar fur beneath his fingertips, Jared yelped at the green eyes level with his own.

"Jensen! You scared the crap out of me." Jared pulled his blanket over his head, willing Jensen to go away and let him sleep.

"Jared?" A poke to his head and Jared groaned.

"Jared." This time a light tap.

"Oooh, Jaaaareeeed!!!!" Flick. Flick. Flick. Flick.

Jared sat up abruptly, almost knocking his head into Jensen's jaw. "What?"

Jensen grinned at him and looked at Jared's feet. "I like your slippers."

Jared looked at the bright green monster feet slippers his sister had bought him for his last birthday and groaned.

"You think I could get a pair in red?" Jensen grinned at him, collapsing onto the floor in laughter when Jared flopped back on the couch and pulled his blanket over his face.

fin.

Date: 2006-03-11 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistress-shiny.livejournal.com
I LOVE YOU!!
no really!
I do!
you are the greatest and the bestest and OMG is jensen flicking his ear?
I have to go cut up toy fur now and this makes it SO much better!

Date: 2006-03-11 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylph-ironlight.livejournal.com
Jensen bit his lip as he tugged the blanket down off of Jared's face. Grinning, he brushed his fingers across the back of Jared's arm which the younger man had thrown across his face.

"C'mon, Jared. I was just playing, man."

Jared abruptly rolled away from Jensen, turning toward the back of the couch and snoring exaggeratedly. Jensen smiled a little and leaned in, nuzzling the soft hair behind Jared's ear.

"I'm sorry." Jensen said softly as he breathed in Jared's scent. Slowly, he trailed his tongue up the shell of Jared's ear-


Ooooh. You said flick. My bad.

Date: 2006-03-11 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tallisen.livejournal.com
*rolls with laughter* Oh suuure. Play innocent! :P

Date: 2006-03-11 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylph-ironlight.livejournal.com
I WIN AT LIFE

Date: 2006-03-11 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistress-shiny.livejournal.com
YAY!
oh please - misunderstandings like these I think i can handle.

Date: 2006-03-11 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylph-ironlight.livejournal.com
*laughs* They are really nice misunderstandings, aren't they? ^^

Date: 2006-03-11 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tallisen.livejournal.com
Awwwwwwwww cuteness!!!! :D Fuzzy green monster feeeeeet!!!

Date: 2006-03-11 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sylph-ironlight.livejournal.com
*giggles* the funny thing is, my friend has fuzzy green monster feet. But Jared is waaay better looking than she is.

XD

Date: 2006-03-11 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tallisen.livejournal.com
OMG that is SO DAMN CUTE! XD Poor Jennybear and Paddywhack! ;) Tis very creative, love it!!!

Date: 2006-03-11 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistress-shiny.livejournal.com
thank you! was just something silly!

Date: 2006-03-11 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impertinence.livejournal.com
*ded*

OMFG. I clicked on your LJ randomly, and I laugh harder than I have all night. Hee!

Jenson in fuzzy slippers...hilarious. Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious.

Date: 2006-03-11 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistress-shiny.livejournal.com
I live to give :)

Date: 2006-03-11 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacrilicious.livejournal.com
HAHAHA awesome!

Date: 2006-03-11 10:25 am (UTC)

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